I like movies and puppies and one time I ate five slurpees in one day. I can hold my breath underwater for a really long time and I can do a really good impression of Lindsey Lohan in the Parent Trap. I don't like driving in the dark and I can't remember the last time I wore my retainers.
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«You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool.»
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.