leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

(Source: dailyanimals)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
• sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
• the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
• sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
• snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
• no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
• it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
• everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: h4tsunemiku)

misunfortunate:

you mean I have to choose

billfuckinghader:

“eat healthier”

“you should exercise more”

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

joetrohnam:

Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.

(Source: princesskulash)

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

(Source: coolanimeblog)

Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just

(Source: wordswordsworlds)

cuntpl3te:

sh0t-me-outta-da-sky:

polldoll:

theysaidyourehideous:

This picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY

Look at this dog. this dog is so unbelievably happy with seven fucking carrots and a damn ball of meat. Why can’t I be as happy as this dog? 

such a happy lil pooch

omg

absolute fave pic on tumblr.

omg this is so sweet ahah<3

(Source: redsuspenders)

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

w-for-wumbo:

that statement ruined my life for about 48 seconds.

(Source: thesochillnetwork)

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay