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« You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool. »

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

theoneogorbae:

bookoisseur:

wanderingweasleys:

shardwick:

Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

#ActualSiblings

The look on her face.

"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."

#ActualWeasleys

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

(Source: moonhoe)

nostalgia64:

drugdilla:

Keep this breathing

lmaooooo

(Source: buzzedfeed)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

heather-noelle88:

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’

heather-noelle88:

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’

basedgosh:

a national hero

basedgosh:

a national hero

(Source: goodassdog)

crystalline-:

Fleetwood Mac at the Oakland Coliseum, 1977  

Charlie Day + Drunk History

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)

(Source: nom-food)